tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-72788016136826205952024-03-19T05:45:27.400-07:00HaHaHaNastehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16209801853332384300noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7278801613682620595.post-31656433367656812942008-11-12T01:47:00.001-08:002008-12-05T07:45:09.481-08:00Karikaturi<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiYyHjAXQTOAf09vrZlE_f8J9O4Fbz3FN6MjxqjgE2NkxneUbVb3D-nLg_CiUIjuyRDnW8qQgFr5DwArcUzqBzbKGc8pbmypmCQOXrztphqF4f7y196FfNKhO_sB10VJ-x4k2TVP2Wsm3sX/s1600-h/jc.jpeg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 106px; height: 130px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiYyHjAXQTOAf09vrZlE_f8J9O4Fbz3FN6MjxqjgE2NkxneUbVb3D-nLg_CiUIjuyRDnW8qQgFr5DwArcUzqBzbKGc8pbmypmCQOXrztphqF4f7y196FfNKhO_sB10VJ-x4k2TVP2Wsm3sX/s400/jc.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5267705545366237058" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Hi! I`m Jackie Chan. I`m a Kung Fu fighter and I am Famous. Oh yea. </span></span><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitNjBhXdijtaiguFBhx3h_9fq-PfUhQVAFLRIx_lehpwctg1PriNgAk-6ogdkhe-TK6P1iX6Fngjr4bbKFG2XZKo7DEoZLNkzaDgqZwb489K6iJrgWY4gxZaTlBPKwVtAqEMjI6JN79PCx/s1600-h/ow.jpeg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 97px; height: 108px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitNjBhXdijtaiguFBhx3h_9fq-PfUhQVAFLRIx_lehpwctg1PriNgAk-6ogdkhe-TK6P1iX6Fngjr4bbKFG2XZKo7DEoZLNkzaDgqZwb489K6iJrgWY4gxZaTlBPKwVtAqEMjI6JN79PCx/s400/ow.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5267706035039523170" border="0" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: right;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:180%;">Hi fro</span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:180%;">m me to! My name is Owen W</span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:180%;">illson. I am</span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:180%;"> a cheater and some times I can be s</span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:180%;">o lame. I love the girls, but I don`t </span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjb4fpBq07olSQSqJlOoRfChh9aiqAFwYj2EVbzVIHcnET7Vet8rgiDosd92szJnq-ED5clckR3-1_2orR3jjZlbQ3aw3Rn79p37wiK7NvF67_45R8sSJG2ElkQSwQByMlOcFCrbpH6Uz0h/s1600-h/em.jpeg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 77px; height: 108px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjb4fpBq07olSQSqJlOoRfChh9aiqAFwYj2EVbzVIHcnET7Vet8rgiDosd92szJnq-ED5clckR3-1_2orR3jjZlbQ3aw3Rn79p37wiK7NvF67_45R8sSJG2ElkQSwQByMlOcFCrbpH6Uz0h/s400/em.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5267708113702592370" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:180%;">want to get maried.</span></span><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Yellow. I`m Edie Murphy. You have seen my movies I </span></span><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">rock, right? The rival cops are no match for me.<br /></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhROjjtvIwu9b29Uiq63hW0Hn2yume-mA7YUDK6deS-XO0FAf3UF9PlCjXdS1jLAxZSUXVH6vTrFcNoyTia4ao24lb79CNNx6gFWcfsmyFAKY7RJE5GLGU7jD81Bd5kPCj_kwcVEzYE7n38/s1600-h/jb.jpeg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 93px; height: 129px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhROjjtvIwu9b29Uiq63hW0Hn2yume-mA7YUDK6deS-XO0FAf3UF9PlCjXdS1jLAxZSUXVH6vTrFcNoyTia4ao24lb79CNNx6gFWcfsmyFAKY7RJE5GLGU7jD81Bd5kPCj_kwcVEzYE7n38/s400/jb.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5267708678845555906" border="0" /></a><div style="text-align: right;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Hello! I`m Kiffer Suterland but my frie</span></span><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">nds call me Jack Bauer. I am working undercouver with terorists. I`m gone kick </span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhN77HgTxavGZu_bbgLyZWRxfg2OwFO0TgMIQAWVEUex8MeazwTiwmv-TD9ZXH8VbQP2tsHwD3uvCNGUu1WniwT5aYpqs9t78Jc5BXR1RLTS3dflA5acjfiaD1TUL1WR67SJyKbereN4gQQ/s1600-h/mj.jpeg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 93px; height: 130px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhN77HgTxavGZu_bbgLyZWRxfg2OwFO0TgMIQAWVEUex8MeazwTiwmv-TD9ZXH8VbQP2tsHwD3uvCNGUu1WniwT5aYpqs9t78Jc5BXR1RLTS3dflA5acjfiaD1TUL1WR67SJyKbereN4gQQ/s400/mj.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5267709310878700914" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">their buts.<br /><br /></span></span><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div></div></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Hi! I`m Michael Jackson and you mist wondering what happend with my face? Well I`m not telling </span></span><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">you.<br /></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgwOYgPgW38BfMkIls7ziPDqzZTzR8-mG5ROi66fIZ1-KJpFlY1sALHKDkmQVDtWvDb_TBqufAh2tv_I6XpGtgWgnl2EbgY__7-sU68DuxCsFAp7inqMh7YocSTLP9Uc2EB1WcteRZu-LOk/s1600-h/07karikaturi546663ei.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 193px; height: 145px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgwOYgPgW38BfMkIls7ziPDqzZTzR8-mG5ROi66fIZ1-KJpFlY1sALHKDkmQVDtWvDb_TBqufAh2tv_I6XpGtgWgnl2EbgY__7-sU68DuxCsFAp7inqMh7YocSTLP9Uc2EB1WcteRZu-LOk/s400/07karikaturi546663ei.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5270317337614150642" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /> <span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Hallo... My name is Teethinho. No I'm kidding my name is Ronaldinho... I have teeth like a horse, or better to say like hippo.</span></span></span></span><a style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7_zPIlnoX8-waeJJHBlTXW05hYS8fUWN2WktL8lZNW32jbcFFGg68XAPam9u2sQZqg8myUJCOVTQGtjLr5wXNl0768oVZwmZB3sfpMBIY1KSwm-qGZJT2S0nkrDmrGSoNk5AONHOKEsR0/s1600-h/funny_sports_pictures_26.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 236px; height: 137px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7_zPIlnoX8-waeJJHBlTXW05hYS8fUWN2WktL8lZNW32jbcFFGg68XAPam9u2sQZqg8myUJCOVTQGtjLr5wXNl0768oVZwmZB3sfpMBIY1KSwm-qGZJT2S0nkrDmrGSoNk5AONHOKEsR0/s400/funny_sports_pictures_26.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5270318381991446338" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Here's my cousi</span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">n ---------></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">P.S. I am really like him...</span><br /></span></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7iBwhE5ts0EaOjzB89C9NudKbu-2AKNvYJCYD09kYiOCld_B-MUXb3PUtDqwCzFtKCVSP8BySBiPMi5qqNbSX62ndW6MQwJvoaeGna9OFaf4raoUfZ50gSxeE93uZIsXQKefjY647L_uY/s1600-h/Pink_Panther_Steve_Martin_210.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 210px; height: 128px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7iBwhE5ts0EaOjzB89C9NudKbu-2AKNvYJCYD09kYiOCld_B-MUXb3PUtDqwCzFtKCVSP8BySBiPMi5qqNbSX62ndW6MQwJvoaeGna9OFaf4raoUfZ50gSxeE93uZIsXQKefjY647L_uY/s400/Pink_Panther_Steve_Martin_210.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5274020945782097714" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Hello there! I`am inspektor Clouseau you must have heard abouth me. On this photo I am eating a hamburger.I love hamburgers, because german food is for suckers. I woud like to buy a hamburger.</span></span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><br />IT MEANS ONLY FOR THE MOVIES!!!</span></span></span> <br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></span></span><br /></div></div>Nastehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16209801853332384300noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7278801613682620595.post-42545030739441905452008-11-06T02:22:00.000-08:002008-11-06T02:39:57.520-08:00Vicovi i izreki od publikata.<div style="text-align: left;">Koga lugeto trcaat vo krugovi velime deka se ludi, no koga planetite go pravat toa velime deka orbitiraat.<br /><div style="text-align: right;">Izrekata beshe napisha od DenI duEvskI<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFaKxPa4AWnmiRYZHI4cfFDUEXyJaRVAXB-waKI4aQ9KPWTPHQOQeWnLMP7J-7w53cKJUBnRYYkvNsRw3lPeVsLiTxvgyNH8OIv5_KoXmcYLk_j4XV7Rs7rZ40pvtl6qTEvzxcRS0cYkar/s1600-h/7.jpeg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 105px; height: 124px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFaKxPa4AWnmiRYZHI4cfFDUEXyJaRVAXB-waKI4aQ9KPWTPHQOQeWnLMP7J-7w53cKJUBnRYYkvNsRw3lPeVsLiTxvgyNH8OIv5_KoXmcYLk_j4XV7Rs7rZ40pvtl6qTEvzxcRS0cYkar/s400/7.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265492416213082914" border="0" /></a></div></div>Nastehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16209801853332384300noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7278801613682620595.post-21749190108031604122008-11-05T02:04:00.000-08:002008-11-13T01:58:53.638-08:00Plavusi.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhP0OSmd9bRNCWh9VHrskXQgFtLsDx72cyKfOmMZid_TpnB1zWxxEfe6hI8AIWUxdjnIVbcTlB5CK9-fyfoGYAzVIwjSdronmLzu4oIIkH6KX8hwUSYgiUlmzbH5j4v7tE60HC7L9Cqksni/s1600-h/blondy.jpeg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 116px; height: 124px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhP0OSmd9bRNCWh9VHrskXQgFtLsDx72cyKfOmMZid_TpnB1zWxxEfe6hI8AIWUxdjnIVbcTlB5CK9-fyfoGYAzVIwjSdronmLzu4oIIkH6KX8hwUSYgiUlmzbH5j4v7tE60HC7L9Cqksni/s400/blondy.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265115734793474754" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjx_fRz6OPZ2pWCVtlJTu6T8OkboFORo01MSgSaWy4-c5IppPHA9kMnL62p01dkUfU3p6yid6svgCny9ORqTp7OPbu-HAeiJWiKgjrSy_vVLiS4SKUBmXx1UMinoiaJtp837ElPlIe7Fc32/s1600-h/blond.jpeg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 127px; height: 124px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjx_fRz6OPZ2pWCVtlJTu6T8OkboFORo01MSgSaWy4-c5IppPHA9kMnL62p01dkUfU3p6yid6svgCny9ORqTp7OPbu-HAeiJWiKgjrSy_vVLiS4SKUBmXx1UMinoiaJtp837ElPlIe7Fc32/s400/blond.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265115650560357090" border="0" /></a><br />Dve plavusi cekaat na avtobuska stanica. Ednata ja prasuva drugata. Ke odime so avtobus ili pes? Sto poprvo ke najde.<br /><br />Si razgovaraat policaec i rusokosa. Rusokosata veli "ne mi se veruva kako teroristite mozat da ukradat olku golem avion". Policaecot odgovara "lele ama si glupa , pa ne go kradat ovde na zemja, tuku vo vozduh koga e mal.<br /><br />Zosto plavusa skoka preku staklen dzid? Za da vidi sto ima na drugata strana.<br /><br />Zosto plavusa ostava sirenje pokraj kompjuter? Za da go nahrani gluvceto.<br /><br />Zosto plavusa ja mija kosata bez voda? Na samponot pisuva ZA SUVA KOSA.<br /><br />Zosto plavusa jadi vesnici? Za da cita vo sebe.<br /><br />Zosto plavusa nosi casovnik na nogata? Za da bide vo CEKOR SO VREMETO.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgE43WWzbA-Z_kxsy-R_soFCajv2YhirzyFPaey5nEFtzdd6FMuXCklh6R4lMPqXV4opowz0HFBoCSe2boyMieK7ZuhC9zs3uOEZXzgpTmbYxfdjcWQKxOcwHODX0rOS_ZUVbF1f8vYvw0Q/s1600-h/s6.jpeg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 113px; height: 146px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgE43WWzbA-Z_kxsy-R_soFCajv2YhirzyFPaey5nEFtzdd6FMuXCklh6R4lMPqXV4opowz0HFBoCSe2boyMieK7ZuhC9zs3uOEZXzgpTmbYxfdjcWQKxOcwHODX0rOS_ZUVbF1f8vYvw0Q/s400/s6.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265114762785636930" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size:180%;">Go zalam covekov.</span></span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size:100%;">Zosto plavusa kleci vo prodavnica? Bara niski ceni.<br /><br /><br /></span></span></span></span> <iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dz0z6-Q9PVqJe_OtTuPO4b8OwwBeGq3SDanWFhNEneaUnNciEJORf56O8VKv8EZbjilCw-_QNvlpo_IWwKUwg' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe> <br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"></span> <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size:100%;">A klipcevo gore e da se puknes od smea.<br /></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size:100%;"><a href="http://www.blogger.com/www.youtube.com"></a><br /></span></span></span></span>Nastehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16209801853332384300noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7278801613682620595.post-28121302800482535142008-11-05T01:52:00.000-08:002008-11-29T02:04:24.771-08:00Kratki vicovi.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsntgWSPLYVTv6_rj53KakWji2FeIBCz3WL5_K-SRG22wwzix0cIW2ODIW6mwvuCg6vXUhfQyF0tZRWvoPg-t0oWmNB1UXGloqOsRhG2SM5jCSRQI4YN2Q_rh8a-DBPRbn7xK1IshftyFp/s1600-h/5.jpeg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 133px; height: 100px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsntgWSPLYVTv6_rj53KakWji2FeIBCz3WL5_K-SRG22wwzix0cIW2ODIW6mwvuCg6vXUhfQyF0tZRWvoPg-t0oWmNB1UXGloqOsRhG2SM5jCSRQI4YN2Q_rh8a-DBPRbn7xK1IshftyFp/s400/5.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265478879351804402" border="0" /></a><br />Tatkoto "Ete sine se izbanjavne i bez majkati!"<br />Deteto "Da ama mama sekogas prvo mi gi vadi cevlite".<br /><br />Kako policaec otvora konzerva? Vika "OTVORAJ POLICIJA".<br /><br />Koko policaec pie sredno kafe? Od trite kafinja go pie ona sto e na sredina.<br /><br />Sto znaci kratenkata RM na kapite od policajcite? Rezerven mozok.<br /><br />Mujo i Haso prenesuvaat mebel od edna vo druga zgrada. Po nekoe vreme Mujo mu veli na Haso. Slusaj Haso imam edna dobra i losa vest. Dobrata e deka zavrsivme so prenesuvajnjeto na mebelot. A losata? prasuva Haso. Losata e deka ja zgresivme zgradata.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjneoO0_JgOQyh2lTtmWjDCWPdXTlH_UQAh2wuSf20_CfU7Ou4l53WD9mscvip_Xr7j7WJ7Wxg4sRFqqjHrilW0UjZ4lllDr7MExj3JyiKCNLh2hR-EmkvhyphenhyphenfzIbygo7j65pKjIjz62xLlU/s1600-h/s4.jpeg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 91px; height: 125px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjneoO0_JgOQyh2lTtmWjDCWPdXTlH_UQAh2wuSf20_CfU7Ou4l53WD9mscvip_Xr7j7WJ7Wxg4sRFqqjHrilW0UjZ4lllDr7MExj3JyiKCNLh2hR-EmkvhyphenhyphenfzIbygo7j65pKjIjz62xLlU/s320/s4.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265111110673183986" border="0" /></a><br />Policaecot slusa nesto suska vo grmuskata. Vika "POLICIJA izlezi na videlina". Od grmuskata se slusa jas sum Zan Klod van Dam.Policaecot vika "Ne mi e gajle izleguvajte site cetvorica.<br /><br />Kako policaec faka zajak? Svirka kako zelka.<br /><br />Si odat banana i mobilen koj vibrira. Bananata mu vika na mobilniot - Sto se treses mene ke me jadat.<br /><br />Si odat dva domata na ulica. Edniot go gazi kola a drugiot vika -Ajde kecap da prodolzime.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-iOCfj3jzpb8qKdhXkYHwVl4dOo5UbT69Ik8_zhMqWtQCM1C-S8j-r_rUtnht4WSJw1CKm6ggb35hHgTc_gw9kG3Z_0iUJoLfvPOJdEPSW8ESq1ZOT9NR1P4Opr9GsIdv0U1t0ZEdLWq7/s1600-h/1.jpeg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 96px; height: 96px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-iOCfj3jzpb8qKdhXkYHwVl4dOo5UbT69Ik8_zhMqWtQCM1C-S8j-r_rUtnht4WSJw1CKm6ggb35hHgTc_gw9kG3Z_0iUJoLfvPOJdEPSW8ESq1ZOT9NR1P4Opr9GsIdv0U1t0ZEdLWq7/s400/1.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265473826930651906" border="0" /></a><br />Sto e zebra? Konj sto naviva za Juventus.<br /><br />Sto vika kuceto koga ke vidi nakiteno drvo so lambicki? Konecno mi stavile svetlo vo klozetot.<br /><br />Kako ke vlezat 6 slona vo lift? Eden po eden.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjkl1ClHn3mrdYHFIlm0vfAfthYkPg4GPy3BStxTG2GUq8TlQo5bHenlQoqYvwvNFspuGlG3OphO4a6mRpN-KF-SDNDvVoVr23K9QavG9M6z51-ks1y-59HfDKWUuBpQ3MbPlBv2ISKjvIi/s1600-h/3.jpeg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 113px; height: 138px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjkl1ClHn3mrdYHFIlm0vfAfthYkPg4GPy3BStxTG2GUq8TlQo5bHenlQoqYvwvNFspuGlG3OphO4a6mRpN-KF-SDNDvVoVr23K9QavG9M6z51-ks1y-59HfDKWUuBpQ3MbPlBv2ISKjvIi/s400/3.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265478609633247042" border="0" /></a></div>Zosto imalo pomor vo Ohridsko Ezero? Zosto politicarite se kapele tamu.<br /><br />Zosto zajakot gi mrda usite koga trca? Menuva brzini.<br /><br /><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dwkABhTKlRtWAFx7UNp3H6h89xwU7wMIrGG4ve6sAvj4aYgHFHLU2T1EECNHodiJfBJ9xPRffE4MylI_BuBwA' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe>Nastehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16209801853332384300noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7278801613682620595.post-8757781599427232072008-11-05T01:27:00.000-08:002008-11-29T02:10:47.166-08:00Razno.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQYZ8eLl3g5bCfyU_TMCAD-Ss7pjf1_eMJKaXTe4MH-D3HKfVegzdlp517nAA9ocMegsNRYHg7kLuaIkwXQt0xcZsrtAPuogj491IIFCKvROh86kWBCmzDFPvChJARhwjY-vH5a0pDCJEh/s1600-h/april-fool.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 230px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQYZ8eLl3g5bCfyU_TMCAD-Ss7pjf1_eMJKaXTe4MH-D3HKfVegzdlp517nAA9ocMegsNRYHg7kLuaIkwXQt0xcZsrtAPuogj491IIFCKvROh86kWBCmzDFPvChJARhwjY-vH5a0pDCJEh/s320/april-fool.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265108191948740754" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Makedonecot ,Germanecot i Amerikanecot se dogovorile da go prasaat Gospod koga nivnata zemja ke bide svetski prvak vo fudbal. Germanecot otisol prv, i prasuva" koga mojata zemja ke bide prvak vo fudbal?". Gospod odgovoril "po 80 godini". Germanecot se rasplakal bidejki dotogas toj nema da zivee. Amerikanecot otisol vtor i prasal "koga mojata zemja ke bide prvak vo fudbal?". Gospod odgovoril "po 85 godini". Amerikanecot se rasplakal bidejki i toj dotogas nema da zivee. Makedonecot otisol posleden i go postavil istoto prasanje, no togas Gospod pocnal da place. Maked<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSsILc2qpl9b7rknZVEFj0TOv75jwDcbAeOeCNJqkiCOpvnWN9ZGDFrqq4ZPc0eJnCejKh5LuDYC7TFhd5P3nNNeJUEExlVtMj-kvkfZpu0RhUYVSTgSzn-ZyVcWNWU2tBpVaPYesq6QQz/s1600-h/s5.jpeg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 95px; height: 124px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSsILc2qpl9b7rknZVEFj0TOv75jwDcbAeOeCNJqkiCOpvnWN9ZGDFrqq4ZPc0eJnCejKh5LuDYC7TFhd5P3nNNeJUEExlVtMj-kvkfZpu0RhUYVSTgSzn-ZyVcWNWU2tBpVaPYesq6QQz/s320/s5.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265107153498592738" border="0" /></a>onecot go prasal "zosto places?", a Gospod odgovoril "togas jas nema da bidam ziv".<br /><br />Policaecot si doaga doma od rabota. Zena mu go gleda celiot ispretepan i go prasuva sto mu se slucilo. Toj odgovara deka bil napadnat od kradci. Taa mu vika i se prasuva kako go natepale koga toj ima pistol, a toj odgovara deka ne mu go nasle.<br /><br />Deteto go prasuva tatkoto "tato kade se Alpite". "Neznam sine prasaj ja majkati taa go cistese stanot.<br /><br />Trpe od Germanija i praka pismo na zena mu. "ZENO VO GRADINATA IMAME OPASNO ORUZJE NE DOZVOLUVAJ NIKOJ DA GO ZEME. Tvoj Trpe od Germanija . Postata go procitala pismoto i ja izvestila policijata. Tie ja iskopale celata gradina i ne nasle nisto. Poto Trpe i praka vtoro pismo na zena mu:ZENO OTKAKO POLICAJCITE JA ISKOPAA GRADINATA POSADI GI KOMPIRITE.<br /><br />Vo avtobus se vozat dedo i tinejdzer. Dedoto go zamoluva momceto da mu go otstapi mestoto bidejki go bolat nozete.Tinejdzerot mu rekol - Dedo ti duri bese mlad stanuvase? -Da be vnucko. vrati dedoto. Tine<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1xvpsiZrmlL-eIU4ImJ3YEqnh760Af20yK0gqClPcDfEu405TK_8Cx0xx7RKh3KJGC5eAHtxMnJf6DMAOXbeVKXRSr2J9EllbooEF058VEbuH-9b_Ujo7fcRNE5VmYtUJi_4yUbxUsEzI/s1600-h/2.jpeg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 100px; height: 126px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1xvpsiZrmlL-eIU4ImJ3YEqnh760Af20yK0gqClPcDfEu405TK_8Cx0xx7RKh3KJGC5eAHtxMnJf6DMAOXbeVKXRSr2J9EllbooEF058VEbuH-9b_Ujo7fcRNE5VmYtUJi_4yUbxUsEzI/s400/2.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265475630258865410" border="0" /></a>jdzerot odgovara - Emi koj te terase da stanuvas, zatoa sega te bolat nozete.<br /><br />Si odele baba i nejzinite vnuci nakaj doma. Vnucite postojano zemale raboti od zemjata, a babata im rekla-SE STO E DOLU NE SE ZEMA! Po nekoe vreme babata sesliznala i padnala, i koga pobarala pomos vnucite odgovorile-SE STO E DOLU NE SE ZEMA.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvW4Rz41jTM-ilJs07IxzG8Shb4jdMmy8JgkT9DDSf7XvtgAI4bwMBqwsNIy3ZLaWforkIKRwyHDvY-9EHjACdAl8fxg40qdB9Bq7pHPPdZRciVw-vPiXZQAKU4jF4xwblpUyRRHOAb-eH/s1600-h/6.jpeg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 107px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvW4Rz41jTM-ilJs07IxzG8Shb4jdMmy8JgkT9DDSf7XvtgAI4bwMBqwsNIy3ZLaWforkIKRwyHDvY-9EHjACdAl8fxg40qdB9Bq7pHPPdZRciVw-vPiXZQAKU4jF4xwblpUyRRHOAb-eH/s400/6.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265479146929502994" border="0" /></a><br />Lavot objavil pred cela dzungla deka onoj koj ke skokne vo najdlabokata jama i ostane ziv lavot ke mu ja mesti lavicata. Sledniot den site zivotni se sobrale nad jamata, i meckata nenajdeno padnala i ostanala ziva. Na krajot rekla - Lavu mesti ja lavicata, a ti zajce ke vidis ubavo. (ZAJAKOT JA TURNAL MECKATA).<br /><br />Site zivotni se sobrale na falbadziska vecer. Lavot ja otpocnal - Jas koga rikam cela suma od mene bega. Slonot se pofalil - Jas koga se setam cela suma se trese. A pileto reklo - Jas koga ke kivnam od mene cel svet se plasi. Zivotnite se zaprasele zosto, a pileto odgovorilo - pa imam pticji grip.<br /><br />Zosto crnogorec cuva stolce pokraj krevetot? Da se odmori koga ke stane.<br /><br />Zosto crnogorec cuva noz nad televizorot? Da ja naostri slikata.<br /><br />Zosto crnogorec nosi kosula so kocki? Koga ke go cesa na zena mu da i kaze -Zeno treti red petta kocka od desno.<br /><br />Koj e crnogorskiot rekord na 100 metri? 68 metri.<br /><br />Jovan i Risto zaminuvale nakaj Bugarija. Jovan nemozel da ja izgovori bukvata "j", a Risto "r". Carinikot gi zaprel i im ponaral podatoci, a najprvin imeto. Carinikot-Ime?. Jovan odgovoril - Jas sum Ovan, a Risto rekol jas sum Isto. Carinikot zbunet rekol - Kolega pisi dva ovna.<br /><br />Snai i svekrvi odele na leten odmor. Snaite so eden avtobus, a svekrvite so drug. Po dva tri casa stignal atobusot so snaite, a ponekoe vreme na razglas bilo objaveno deka avtobusot so svekrvite se prevtil. Site snai pocnale da skokaat od radost, no samo edna stoela mirno. Drugarkata ja prasuva- Aj mori ti ne bese tolku dobra seo svekrvati neli? Drugata odgovara - Ne bev vo tolku dobri odnosi no taa go ispusti avtobusot.<br /><br />Vo Crna Gora mala drzava imalo samo edna diskoteka, no i taa ja zatvorile. Zosto? Zosto sosedite se zalele deka pravi bucava. A koj se zalel? Srbite i bosancite.<br /><br />Ucitelkata go prasuva Filip zosto zadocnil na uciliste. A Filip odgovara -Pa ucitelke go fatif liftot do gore , ama na nego pisuvase <span style="font-weight: bold;">Izdrzlivost do 6 lica</span> pa jas cekav drugi petmina pa da se kacam gore.Nastehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16209801853332384300noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7278801613682620595.post-52968438154033148042008-11-05T01:23:00.000-08:002008-11-05T01:51:58.726-08:00Za Vicoteka.Blogot ke vi sluzi kako market za vicovi i smea. Ke mozete da dodavate vicovi da gi citate istite da dodavate sliki idr. Otvoreni sme kon komentari , pisete ni.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Ureduva:Mladen Nasteski (Naste).</span><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:180%;">And </span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhLnBR73aorYzsLclu72zgrrYNil5Yed24IM212WlrzbY0PlF7G4tpKe5lsoWx6yf5lLg_lxrMOHnIzek5t8D9SkC2KURNTIEDpAlrIQmO5nC6kLOLhsytPg_tQQe3MFj2oHFpx3Jj6z-Eb/s1600-h/s1.jpeg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 150px; height: 120px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhLnBR73aorYzsLclu72zgrrYNil5Yed24IM212WlrzbY0PlF7G4tpKe5lsoWx6yf5lLg_lxrMOHnIzek5t8D9SkC2KURNTIEDpAlrIQmO5nC6kLOLhsytPg_tQQe3MFj2oHFpx3Jj6z-Eb/s400/s1.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265108968794068626" border="0" /></a></div></div>Nastehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16209801853332384300noreply@blogger.com1